If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Tiesonthewall]

Ohh, so that's how you want to play this.
*Jumps out of the way, puts head down and rump in the air*
Yeeeahhh, keep moving back and forth.. You just wait to see what happens
*Licks chops*

 

[Steppin Razor]

*pulls out hunting rifle*
Technology trumps wildlife.

 

[The Zango]

Oh god your over 16 right? Please god be over 16!
*falls asleep*

 

[Steppin Razor]

*calls the cops*
Enjoy prison you pervert.

 

[Tharwen]

Earthquake!! Oh... it's just you swaying.

 

[Tiesonthewall]

Can I touch your edges and points?

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

stabs* *Paints wall with blood*
(Seriously thats all my character does)

 

[Tharwen]

Hi er... Johnny!

 

[Steppin Razor]

Die you evil symbol! *starts stabbing*

@Lelouch: Good evening.

 

[Tharwen]

You! Eat biohazard!

[sub]I've been sucked into this forum now. I hope you're happy.[/sub]

 

[Dr.Susse]

I hope you don't like the rails too much.

 

[Tharwen]

Eh?

 

[Dr.Susse]

It drops of topic alot.....like now.
Dam you falling into your own example *Hangs head in shame*

 

[Steppin Razor]

Talk of the original topic of this thread shall be killed! With fire! And machetes!

THERE WILL BE BLOOD AND CARNAGE AND DESTRUCTION AND THE BLOOD GOD SHALL PLEASED!

[HEADING=1]BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD![/HEADING]

 

[Dr.Susse]

Spoiler: Any thing for the blood god

While looking for this picture I found a pillow that is shaped like a pool of blood and now I want

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Doc: The Blood God is please with your gift, but requests your skull for His throne.
*pulls out rusty axe*
Hold still a second or this'll hurt a lot more than it has too. Besides, I'm sure the new volcano lair is equipped with another save point like the last one, so you'll just respawn in a few minutes.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I haven't saved in *THWACK*

LOADING>>>>>>>>>Hey my liver is less damaged.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Oh, sorry about that.
*hands over the Blood God's Cocktail - a mix of absinthe, moonshine, beer, jack daniels and a litte dash of Johnny Walker*
This'll get you're liver back to its original state.

 

[Tharwen]

I shall partake of some of that, in this skull goblet I *haven't* been holding back from the skull throne.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Drink up, it'll put hair on your chest.

By the way, when I said hairs on your chest I meant you're going to need some serious tools to shave it all off.
Take this *hands over chainsaw*
You're going to need it.