If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[ShockValue]

You should just attack him now. That way, you're 100% sure he won't do it again.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Dammit, your right! *Ninja dash*

 

[Scde2]

*Hides behind Shock*

 

[Nikolaz72]

What are you guys doin' in my forest?

 

[Scde2]

What is your forest doing in my bed?

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

*Stabs Nik in back* Ninja things. *Appears behind Scde2* *throws out window*

 

[ShockValue]

I guess that problem's solved.

 

[Scde2]

Not this again...
*Throws window at Rex*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

*Throws ninja stars at window*

 

[Scde2]

*Files a restraining order on behalf of the window against the ninja star.*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

*Ninja stars don't care and explode upon impact with the window*

 

[Scde2]

*Files lawsuit against Rex for unlawful death*
Poor, poor window.

 

[Nikolaz72]

What are you guys doing in my forest?... Woah.. I just had the weidest sence of deja vu.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey. I didn't do nothing! It was all the ninja star's fault!

 

[Scde2]

You aided the ninja star. $1,000,000,000.99 please!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

*Ninjas the money from a bank* Here you go.
*calls cops and frames Scde2 for stealing the cash*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

*Stabs in face* Hell no.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

stabs* *grabs paintbrush*
Nothing personal i just need blood badly.