If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Steppin Razor]

.>
*shrugs shoulders*
Eh, I've got nothing better to do:
*starts reading poetry*

Wait, are you writing that in your blood?

 

[Scde2]

*Hides razor*
Um...no.

 

[Nikolaz72]

How did my forest end up in a circular room!? And how did you end up in mah forest.

 

[Scde2]

The forest is a lie.


*Tries to make an emo corner in the circular room*

 

[Steppin Razor]

*Lights forest on fire*

Muahahahahahahahaahaha! Burn! Burn!

 

[Scde2]

You do realize that you lit the room on fire, and we are still in here?

 

[Steppin Razor]

>.>

...bugger...

Run away!

 

[Scde2]

I guess this is my cue to GTFO.

 

[Steppin Razor]

*trips Scde2*
This is like an emo corner. Only instead of cutting, you're burning alive.

 

[Scde2]

Funny...I always thought that I would die by drowning.

 

[Vrex360]

*sigh*

Good morning human.

 

[Steppin Razor]

*throws Vrex into burning room*
Die foul space marauder!

@Scde2: Or being thrown out a window.

To be fair, you have died a fair number of times around here.

 

[Scde2]

*Climbs out of the burning room*

You know, burning people is so mainstream.

 

[Vrex360]

*escapes*

Har Har Har!!!

Did you honestly think you could fool the Vrex with ease?

DIE FOR YOUR TREACHERY!!!

*shoots you up with a carbne*

 

[Steppin Razor]

Pfft, 15 million of your weapons couldn't even kill one lousy space marine. Consider me not scared. Besides, it's not treachery, you keep on trying to kill humans. It's actually pre-emptive self defense.

Mainstream, the only true way to kill an emo.

 

[Scde2]

Really? Only mainstream?

 

[Steppin Razor]

Well, you can kill an emo with pretty much anything. But to truly kill them, physically, emotionally and spiritually, you need to use mainstream against them.

 

[Scde2]

*Gives Alpha a sarcastic high five*

 

[Steppin Razor]

*returns Scde2's high five with an ironic high five of my own*
*starts playing Emperor*
....hmmm, doesn't appear I have any mainstream laying around to kill you off with. Anyone else got something to crush him with.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Mainstream? You mean like some sort of popular rock or something?
I believe the good doctor had something like that.
What was it again?