If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[All Hail Lelouch]

Y_Y sadface*

 

[Scde2]

*Teleports back, smoking*
@Alpha: Why the hell would you have a teleporter to the bottom of the volcano?!
@Lelouch: *Looks at* Um...We didn't end our discussion very well.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

YAY! *Starts hammering again* Die die die lay down and die!

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Scde2: For fun. *trips you over before curb stomping you*
It's your turn now Lelouch, he's looking a little worn out what with the stomping and pit of lava he almost fell into.

 

[Scde2]

*Cries on the floor*
Someone help me...

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

nope *smashes skull in* *grabs corpse and drags it back to the wall*

What? just respawn?

 

[Scde2]

Last words: oh yeah.

*Respawns*

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Lelouch: Oi oi oi, hold up a sec. Did you just smash his skull in, thereby making it useless for my skull throne?

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

oh shi- sorry! ill decapitate myself after i get done painting the wall!

 

[Steppin Razor]

Nonsense, you can hand them over now.
*cuts off Scde2's and Lelouches heads*
Alright, now go back to what you were doing before.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

*Respawns next to corpse* Hey! how convenient! Free blood! Grabs both corpses and begins to paint.

 

[Scde2]

*Respawns*
Why does everyone want to kill me?

Spoiler: *Cries*

Happy now, you emo hater?

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Scde2: That picture was funny enough that I'm going to hold off on killing you for a while.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

DONT BE EMO! YOU LOSE ALL OF YOUR COOL POINTS!

 

[Scde2]

@Lelouch: Too late, by like 5 years.

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Throws cool points for all* I stole them from a breakdancing hobo

 

[Scde2]

I can haz cool points? Even though I is emos?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Hell yeah! Unless you want to give them back to the hobo.

 

[Scde2]

Hell no!
*Takes cool points*

 

[Steppin Razor]

I can haz cool points? Even though I is emos?

Your butchering of the English language results in -5 million cool points.