If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: It's the only way to figure out who the real Spartacus is.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: No no, I like that idea. It's evil and is genius.

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: Once we figure out who the real Spartacus is, we'll kill him. Show him what happens when you mess with Rome.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: But didn't we want to go back in time and take over the Roman Empire?

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: We abandoned that plan for some reason.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: Because we couldn't gather an undead army that could operate all of our tanks.

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: Well...we could always try again.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: We have the weapons, all we need is the undead army.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Exactly. Undead army that can't drive all the damned tanks is a huge problem.

I won't be humiliated by a bunch of sword swinging lunatics killing off an army that was created in the future.

 

[ShockValue]

Obviously we should go into the future, gather some space marines and then go back in time.

 

[Scde2]

But how would we manage to do that?

 

[ShockValue]

I don't know. We'll figure that out once we get there.

 

[Scde2]

But...we need a plan.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Future travel is....testy. I haven't quite perfected a safe machine to do that yet.

And a plan probably won't cut it. If we do run into Space Marines, we would likely also run into the Imperial Guard. And I really don't think much of those guys.

 

[ShockValue]

Fine. Lets go get some dinosaurs.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Now that is a good idea. Travelling further back in time to get huge ass dinosaurs, unleashing them in a more recent past, then ruling.

Very good thinking Shock. Makes me happy I gave you some launch codes.

 

[ShockValue]

We should also use some nukes.

 

[Scde2]

I got an idea
*Files an UN approved resolution that gives Scde2, ShockValue, and UnusualStranger co-rulership of the world, it is passed unanimously and enforced by the Security Council*

Signatures:

I hereby declare my intention to co-rule the world in a Triumvirate.


__[small]Scde2[/small]___Scde2


_________ShockValue


_________UnusualStranger

 

[ShockValue]

I got an idea
*Files an UN approved resolution that gives Scde2, ShockValue, and UnusualStranger co-rulership of the world, it is passed unanimously and enforced by the Security Council*

Signatures:

I hereby declare my intention to co-rule the world in a Triumvirate.


__[small]Scde2[/small]___Scde2


__[small]ShockValue[/small]__ShockValue


_________UnusualStranger

I guess that would be acceptable.

 

[Steppin Razor]

*assassinates Scde2*

*Files an UN approved resolution that gives Scde2 Alpha, ShockValue, and UnusualStranger co-rulership of the world, it is passed unanimously and enforced by the Security Council*

Signatures:

I hereby declare my intention to co-rule the world in a Triumvirate.


__[small]Scde2Alpha[/small]___Scde2 Alpha


__[small]ShockValue[/small]__ShockValue


_________UnusualStranger

I approve of this now.