If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Scde2]

*Files an UN approved resolution that gives Scde2, ShockValue, and UnusualStranger co-rulership of the world, it is passed unanimously and enforced by the Security Council*

Signatures:

I hereby declare my intention to co-rule the world in a Triumvirate.
And Alpha will have his own land to rule.

__[small]Scde2[/small]___Scde2


__[small]ShockValue[/small]__ShockValue


_________UnusualStranger

_________Alpha

I approve of this now.

*sigh* Fine how about this?

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Scde2: Is the land I get Australia?

 

[Scde2]

Sure, you can have New Zealand too, if you want.

 

[ShockValue]

I call Canada. I also want Germany.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: NO! No! No. You, I and Stranger rule the world together in a triumvirate. Alpha was basically bribed to get him out of the way.

 

[UnusualStranger]

*Files an UN approved resolution that gives Scde2, ShockValue, and UnusualStranger co-rulership of the world, it is passed unanimously and enforced by the Security Council*

Signatures:

I hereby declare my intention to co-rule the world in a Triumvirate.
And Alpha will have his own land to rule.

__[small]Scde2[/small]___Scde2


__[small]ShockValue[/small]__ShockValue


_[small]UnusualStranger[/small]__UnusualStranger

_________Alpha

There, signed for all intents and purposes. See how this legal thing plays out.

Guess I won't need to finish my Flying Fortress then....Huh.

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: Fine.

@Unusual: No, we'll still need that.

 

[Scde2]

@Stranger and Shock: Don't forget that Alpha may be a threat to our rule.

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: So, you want us to kill him. Ok.

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Shock: For what purpose? With ownership of the world, what use could it possibly have? It would be a further waste of resources for it to do nothing...

@Scde2: Alpha might be a threat, but seems more bent on controlling certain sections of the world, which I have no problem with.

 

[ShockValue]

@Unusual: Fine. I just thought we could use an awesome base of operations.

 

[Scde2]

What should we call our government?

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Shock: A base of operations, you say? I would figure the volcanic lair to be a nice fit....
But perhaps you are right. Perhaps a floating fortress would be a better choice.

@Scde2: Wait, we need a name now? What could we call ourselves?

 

[Steppin Razor]

*Files an UN approved resolution that gives Scde2, ShockValue, and UnusualStranger co-rulership of the world, it is passed unanimously and enforced by the Security Council*

Signatures:

I hereby declare my intention to co-rule the world in a Triumvirate.
And Alpha will have his own land to rule.

__[small]Scde2[/small]___Scde2


__[small]ShockValue[/small]__ShockValue


_[small]UnusualStranger[/small]__UnusualStranger

___[small]Alpha[/small]___Alpha

Done and done.

And yes, I'll take New Zealand thanks. Going to turn it into a prison colony/weapons testing ground.

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Alpha: Very nice. I think I should complete my floating fortress now though.
Figured it might be a good idea to have a moving capitol. Keep any people trying to target central locations guessing....

 

[ShockValue]

Yes. Now to create some legions. Just in case.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Well New Zealand has something like 30 million sheep, so I'm going to attempt to turn them into ravenous, flesh-eating monsters with a penchant for human blood. Should form a nice little set of protection from people coming in or out of my country.

 

[ShockValue]

@Alpha: How will you defend Australia?

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

WHAT ABOUT ME!!!

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Shock: I'll import them across to Australia and have them guarding the coasts against refugees.

@Lelouch: If you assassinate one of them you can take their spot.