If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Dr.Susse]

*Hic* No Mr bunny. Easter isn't in May *Collapses*

 

[Tharwen]

Hey, er... guys?

There's a whole stash of moon alcohol behind these moon lasers over here.

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Wakes up* Sorry I didn't quite catch where it is.

 

[ShockValue]

@Leon: Or I could smash the Earth into the sun.

 

[Steppin Razor]

*Launches escape shuttle*

Can you lot hold off on blowing up the joint until I actually get out of there?

 

[Rainboq]

Can I draw you?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Go Ahead

 

[Scde2]

Someone draw me!

 

[Steppin Razor]

*starts beating the emo*

My drawing talent is so bad that it's considered a war crime for me to draw.

 

[Zeromaeus]

...
Uh, how old are you?
-prepares spell of time reversal-

 

[Scde2]

@Alpha: If it makes you feel better...Go ahead.

 

[ShockValue]

*takes Zero's hat*

 

[Zeromaeus]

-darkness fills the room-
-my glowing yellow eyes pierce the darkness as they peer around, searching for my hat-
Hey. Can I have that back?

 

[Tharwen]

I see you *BLAMBLAMBLAM*

 

[Scde2]

Wait, where did you go!?

 

[Zeromaeus]

@Tharwen
You currently have an accuracy of about 5 thanks to my -Uncontained Veil of Darkness-.
So...
Miss
Miss
Miss
5
Miss
23 -critical-
Miss

 

[ShockValue]

@Zero: Fine. *hands hat back*

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Dr.suess casts Heal on zeromaeus*
Why all the fighting

 

[Steppin Razor]

Because it's fun!
*stabs Doc, Zero and Tharwen*
Whoops, almost forgot,
*trips Scde2 and starts curbstomping him repeatedly*

 

[Zeromaeus]

Miss.
...
-puts hat back on-
-light shines through the darkness, restoring the room to its former state plus or minus a few lesser demons-
Oh and...
-puts a mirror in front of Tharwen-