If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Zeromaeus]

@Zero: You know, I thought for sure you'd get cut in half just then. I must be getting a little rusty.
*gets the Doc to patch you up*

Haven't you played Final Fantasy?
The only way to do serious damage to me is in a cutscene.
Battles just make numbers appear over my head.

 

[ShockValue]

@Alpha: I have limited resources. I don't want to waste them.

 

[Scde2]

@Alpha: FYI, Earlier today LeonLethality used her moon mase to destroy New Zealand.

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Zero: Not the dreaded numbers. *falls over*
10.

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Zero: I was trying to turn it into a survival horror game that doesn't actually feature all that much horror.

@Shock: Just take someone else's stockpile of nukes and start launching them.

@Scde2: Yeah, I saw. I don't really care though, it was just New Zealand. I was kind of peeved that she went and killed all the sheep though. My rabid mutations never even got a chance to eat some refugees *sniff*

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Alpha: There's always our deadly drop bears.

Spoiler: see

 

[ShockValue]

@Alpha: I guess I could do that.

 

[mikecoulter]

Wonder what on Earth is going on...

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Doc: And these big bastards:

Spoiler

@Shock: Mine are off-limits.

@mikecoulter: Kill the heathen for playing the game properly!

 

[ShockValue]

@Alpha: Damn, there goes my plan.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: Don't worry, Australia will fall under our rule.

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: Well that's good. Let's take it now.

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Scde: Try it there is a shell here that can kill you by spitting a poison dart, that's right ninja shells.

Spoiler: Come to Australia

 

[Akalistos]

@everyone

Where my gun and my shovel!

 

[Steppin Razor]

I knew this day would come.

Men, CRY HAVOC AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR! The day is finally at hand. Burn down their cities and slaughter their womenfolk, drown them in a river of their own blood, stain the oceans red with their vital fluids and turn this world into a blazing inferno.

WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK WE ARE!?

 

[Scde2]

For the Greater Good!

 

[Steppin Razor]

Stuff your greater good.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

 

[ShockValue]

For the Emperor!

 

[Dr.Susse]

That skull throne must be close to being finnished now?

 

[Zeromaeus]

That skull throne must be close to being finnished now?

Actually...
No. Its supposed to be pretty damn big.