If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Dr.Susse]

@Scde: We'll call it a draw. *Gets shot* NOT draw you..... *Dies*
*Re-spawns*

 

[Scde2]

@Dr.s: You framed me!

 

[UnusualStranger]

HAHAHAHA! Finished! At last! HAHAHAHA!

I am so damned proud of my accomplishment! YES!

 

[Steppin Razor]

.>
<.<

*steals flying fortress of doom and proceeds to bomb Scde2*

 

[UnusualStranger]

And it WORKS!

Thank you for testing it Alpha! Just one more thing I would like to test before going on there.....Does the coffee dispenser work?

 

[Scde2]

@Alpha: You fool!

*Crashes the moon into the fortress*

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Scde2: Ummm... Are you really sure you want to do that?

@Stranger: *tests coffee machine*
Yep, it works.

*throws scalding hot coffee into Scde2's face*

 

[ShockValue]

What a waste of coffee.

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Alpha: YES!
*teleports aboard*
Excuse me for a second Alpha.
*Activates Doom Fortress teleport to avoid moon*

And people wondered why I would want a teleportation device for things that fly. HA, I say to them.

 

[Scde2]

@Alpha: I am immune to pain!
[sub]ow[/sub]

*Throws Alpha at the scalding hot coffee*

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Scde2: Oh I bet you'd like to throw me at the coffee that just so happens to be all over your face. *slaps* Bad! I don't swing that way.

@Stranger: Ya know, I was wondering what'd happen if I hit that giant button that says 'Teleport' on it.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Yeah, it isn't as simple as it looks. Its one of those evil plan rules....

Are you not familiar with them? Its a very good read, I assure you.

 

[Scde2]

@Alpha: *Facepalm* Oh, never mind.

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Unusual: Is there a inprobabilty drive?

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Doc: .....
Perhaps. I would like to know your intentions if I DID have such a device in my possession.

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Unusual: Just for general safety purposes like if someone is about to destroy the base........ and it would be so so awesome!

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Doc: I see....Well, I do have one hidden away, for one such an occasion. It is secured in a secret area, however, so as to not be tampered with.

I may trust some of you people, but not that much.

 

[Steppin Razor]

*Nicks off with Improbability Drive*

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Alpha: Nice try. Which is why I built fake ones which teleport you to the old waterfall upon the push of...
*pushes button, activates teleport*
that button. Really shouldn't steal my stuff.

I get really defensive.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Fine. I'll build my own Improbability Drive. With blackjack. And hookers. And an evil clown that will come and fuck you all up for teleporting me back to this shitty old waterfall.

*teleports Scde2 to waterfall and throws him over it*
That felt good.

Edit
*eye starts twitching*
This is the bloody 15 millionth time today that I've posted and started a new page! Bloody stop it already!