If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[ShockValue]

Did you really have to throw him over the waterfall?

 

[UnusualStranger]

Nice use of my fake improbability drive.
And another good use of Madness reference.

It always feels good to release stress.

 

[Scde2]

@Alpha: That wasn't very productive.

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Scde2: You're missing the point.

*teleports Scde2 to waterfall and throws him over it*
[HEADING=1]That felt good.[/HEADING]

No one knows why, but you're the current whipping boy. Even when you're ruling the world you're still the whipping boy.

Also, you declared war on Australia.

 

[Scde2]

@Alpha: *Invades Australia with Space Marines*

 

[UnusualStranger]

This could very quickly get out of hand....

Good thing I'm on my own Floating Fortress. Its nice and cozy up here.
Almost like my vacation home.

 

[Steppin Razor]

*Counter-invades Australia with Chaos Space Marines*

 

[Scde2]

*Sends in an army of Spartaci*

 

[Steppin Razor]

*Sends in a script to the movie Spartacus*
Sorry boys, you're all fucked.

 

[Scde2]

*Reinforces the Spartaci with a superclone of Chuck Norris*

 

[Steppin Razor]

Resisting..urge...to..send..in...Super Rosie...

 

[Scde2]

*Has Justin Bieber infiltrate Australia*

 

[Steppin Razor]

*Stabs Justin Bieber*
You must think really little of our defenses to send in a little ***** like that.

 

[Scde2]

*Paradrops the Jonas Brothers into populated areas*
[sub]Why am I invading Australia?[/sub]

 

[Steppin Razor]

*sics the Michael Bay clones on the Jonas Brothers*
[sub]I don't know. The reason's probably back a couple pages but I can't be bothered going back that far[/sub]

 

[Scde2]

*Severs the internet in Australia from the rest of the world*
[sub]i'll think of a good reason...like WMDs![/sub]

 

[Dr.Susse]

*crackle* I'm using a potato powered internet *Crackle* Modem because scde cut off the internet. Could you turn it on again before I *Crackle* Have to start using smoke signals.

 

[Scde2]

@Dr.s: Fine, I'll do it for you. *Connects Australia to the internet*

 

[Dr.Susse]

Cheers! *Eats the potato*
There's not much reason to invade Australia anyway. Just some nice beaches and some crowded ones that aren't as nice but good for sending the tourists to.


Hey a government agent.....What I didn't divulge any secrets......What are you doing.....get your hands off me....*gunshot* I am fine there was no agents here and no one was shot. Go about your business.

 

[MadMechanic]

Pass me the bottle, and leave...