If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Zeromaeus]

@Stranger: I built it. Your fakes were just a bit too detailed and I was able to reverse engineer a working model from them.

@Zero: As punishment for being weak willed and easily controlled by the Geass I summon Tricky to destroy you:

Spoiler

-Summons Jebus to counteract Tricky-
-Summons Hank just in case-
-drinks MP pot-

 

[Scde2]

*Builds giant sand castle*

 

[Steppin Razor]

*Kicks sand castle to pieces*

 

[Scde2]

*Jumps on Alpha and starts slapping him*

 

[UnusualStranger]

*creates pizza*
One think I like about improbability...
*Makes 4 other selves*

There isn't a limit to what you can do.

 

[Zeromaeus]

HIM!-reality shatters-

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Stab wounds turn into rainbows that sing Beethoven?s fifth*

 

[UnusualStranger]

*reality reforms to a 2d plane*

Actually, I'm OK with this change.

 

[Scde2]

*Executes Alpha*

 

[Steppin Razor]

.....
*uses Imp. Drive to come back from the dea*

*stabs Scde2 and Lelouch in the face*
Look at the pretty rainbows coming out of you.

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Can't get past the door* Dam you 2d

 

[Zeromaeus]

HIM!-reality shatters-

Spoiler

We're doomed!

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Zero: Spoilers man. Spoilers. Easier on everyone.

@Doc: just try looking up when at the door.

 

[Scde2]

*Rainbow comes out of the stab wound*

No, this does not mean I'm gay!

 

[Steppin Razor]

*stabs the writer of the comic*
Phew, saved.

 

[Zeromaeus]

I'm pretty sure you're nowhere near him.

 

[Steppin Razor]

The power of the Imp. Drive brings him to us!

*stab stab stab*
Die you bastard!

 

[Zeromaeus]

Ah. Makes sense. Why is there a cactus growing out of my computer!?!

 

[UnusualStranger]

*finishes eating pizza*
One: That was good.
Two: Not the best though.
Three: Next time, we'll make a bigger pizza.
Four: Hehe...I planted a cactus in Zero's computer...

 

[Steppin Razor]

*turns off Imp. Drive:
-Zero's computer explodes from having a cactus in it
-Scde2's stab wounds start pouring blood instead of rainbows and he bleeds to death
-Stranger has a bunch of clones forever
-I get charged for murder
-The sun goes back to normal and obliterates the Earth*

Hmmm... Probably not the brightest idea.