If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Dr.Susse]

Poor guy never saved.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Psycho Mantis says I save often.
Blighter...

 

[Dr.Susse]

*We have to stop metal gear*
Sorry I got an David Hayter cold

 

[Scde2]

La li lu le lo.

 

[Zeromaeus]

La li lu le lo.

I have to kill you now.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

*Geass* Zero, you will kill Scde now and forever

 

[Scde2]

*Sees Lelouch*
AW SHITBALLS!
*Starts to run*

 

[Insanum]

*trips*

*holds up by collar*

You going to eat this?

 

[Scde2]

*Punches Insanum in the nads and runs away*

 

[Dr.Susse]

How he kill Scde forever, surely you can only kill him once?
(confused the Geass with logic)

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

he dies and respawns, then i kill him again

 

[Steppin Razor]

*Parachutes in and starts stabbing Lelouch*

Morning all.

 

[Zeromaeus]

-under influence of geass-
By the fell power of darkness, I cast death upon thee!
-The reaper appears, disappears into scde2, reamerges with his soul, and crushes it in its claw-

...
What just happened? Why does it feel like someone threw a bird into my eye?

 

[Robert632]

"Morning sexy. How'd you like last night?"

 

[Scde2]

@Zero: Too bad I don't need a soul!

@robert: *Has seizure*

 

[Zeromaeus]

-stares-
-back under influence of geass-
I summon ... the banned episode of Pokemon that gave Japanese kids seizures!

 

[Steppin Razor]

*starts having seizures*

You sent it after the wrong person!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Not the porygon.

 

[Zeromaeus]

-blinks-
Porygon? What? Acckk! THe internet is worse than Hyper Sonic!
-foams at mouth-

 

[Scde2]

Aw good times...