If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Zeromaeus]

@Shock
Not a problem.
I actually use Phoenix Down whenever I see an ally fall.
Unlike certain protagonists...

 

[Scde2]

@Zero: Bah! If they need a Phoenix Down they can use their own.

 

[Tharwen]

@Scde I sense something wrong with this logic...

 

[Scde2]

@Tharwen: *Picks up and throws into a nearby portal*

 

[Zeromaeus]

-watches as Tharwen falls from the other portal in the ceiling onto scde2-
Ouch...

 

[Scde2]

*Respawns*
@Zero: You tried to kill me!

 

[ShockValue]

Everyone tries to.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: But...why?
*Takes anti-depressants*

 

[ShockValue]

I don't know. I tried to stop though.

 

[Tharwen]

*Fires machine guns in desperation while flailing around on the floor*

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-

*Deactivates*

 

[MadMechanic]

Oh no, a dead machine...

 

[Zeromaeus]

@scde2

I didn't try to kill you. You threw a large metal object with machine guns through a portal without looking to see where it would come back out.

 

[Tharwen]

Can someone put me the right way up please?

 

[MadMechanic]

Sure no problem
*puts right way up*

 

[Scde2]

@Zero: Of course you would say that!?

@MadMechanic: Don't be mad, be glad.

 

[Zeromaeus]

-picks up Tharwen and places it in front of a mirror-
There.

-I'm considering changing my avatar to that of a Blue Mage for a while, but I cant find a suitable picture. The internet does not love blue magic-

 

[Tharwen]

Thanks.

Target lost

[sub]This is fun [/sub]

 

[MadMechanic]

Gives a target to Tharwen.
That isn't me.

 

[Tharwen]

Dispensing product

*Dakkadakkadakka*

 

[MadMechanic]

Seems to be working fine.
*Points Tharwen in general direction of targets*

[sub] time to hide...[/sub]