If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Zeromaeus]

Oy! MM. Why are you pointing at me?

 

[Scde2]

*Uses homemade bullet shield*

 

[ShockValue]

This should be bloody.

 

[Tharwen]

Target Acquired

*DAKKADAKKADAKKA*

*Breaks homemade shield*

*DAKKADAKKA*

*Breaks Scde2*

*DAK-*

Where are you?

 

[MadMechanic]

Ah, excellent shooting!
Please, continue!

[sub] new hiding place [/sub]

 

[Zeromaeus]

Over here.
-drops a large weighted cube on Tharwen-

 

[MadMechanic]

Ahh, thats no fair...

 

[Scde2]

*Respawns*
*Sneaks up behind Thawren and picks him up*

 

[MadMechanic]

*leaves hiding place*
*puts weighted cube - proof sheild over Thawren*
Go! Kill!
*hides again*

 

[Zeromaeus]

-Summons GLaDOS-
-GLaDOS threatens Tharwen with the ultimate fate of android hell-

 

[Tharwen]

*Behaves*

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Messes with Tharwen's circuits* Ha I knew this thing could dispense Tea!

 

[Zeromaeus]

-GLaDOS begins dispensing a deadly neurotoxin-
Crap.

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Breaths in* Mmm that's the good stuff.

 

[Tharwen]

Oh. So that's what was making me behave. Pfft. Silly biological beings.

Firing

*Causes chaos*

@Dr.Susse I'm trying desperately to work a Hitchhiker's Guide reference out of your last post, but I can't. Can anyone help?

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Tharwen: That's a rare one with no reference. Just normal weirdness.

 

[Tharwen]

No, I'm trying to make one while responding to your post. Do you know which bit I'm referring to?

 

[Zeromaeus]

...
...
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42

 

[Tharwen]

*Sigh*

I give up. Anyway...

There you are

*BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM*

I'm going to bed now. Byeeeee!

Deactivated

 

[GodofDisaster]

*Wakes up* Huh.. What is that. Oh shit! (I'm killed before I have a chance to escape)