If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....
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Ahh, the toaster-killers are ready!
Now, wheres the fighting at?
Screw this, ima gunna go hide in my secret hidey place.
*points toasters in general direction of fighting*
*hides*
Now, wheres the fighting at?
Screw this, ima gunna go hide in my secret hidey place.
*points toasters in general direction of fighting*
*hides*
Push button...
*Charges lazor*
Recieve Bacon...
*Fires giant lazor*
EAT BACON!
*Enlarges GIANT LAZOR to the point where it destroys the earth*
*Charges lazor*
Recieve Bacon...
*Fires giant lazor*
EAT BACON!
*Enlarges GIANT LAZOR to the point where it destroys the earth*
*Picks up SA80. Looks down scope*
Ahh...Trev is in my sights...
*pulls trigger*
*clack. Clack. Clacky-clack!*
Dam! It's an A1! Aww, this is a really bad time to have to repair it...
*goes back to hiding*
Ahh...Trev is in my sights...
*pulls trigger*
*clack. Clack. Clacky-clack!*
Dam! It's an A1! Aww, this is a really bad time to have to repair it...
*goes back to hiding*
Well where the hell are we going to sleep now, Trevor! *punches Cerberus repeatedly in zero-G*
*Creates a magical plane of reality*
Booyah.
*Shoots magical fire at MadMechanic*
*Pulls out a guitar*
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two,
two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
and the grass doth grow oooh
Booyah.
*Shoots magical fire at MadMechanic*
*Pulls out a guitar*
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two,
two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
and the grass doth grow oooh
Oh. Had to do the whole one-up-mans-ship on me.
Fine. Atleast I got my baby working.
*aims SA80 at Trev**pulls trigger*
Hit! Wooyeah! Take that Trev!
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some repairs to do.
Fine. Atleast I got my baby working.
*aims SA80 at Trev**pulls trigger*
Hit! Wooyeah! Take that Trev!
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some repairs to do.
I am fueled by rock. You know you can't stop rock 'n' roll.
*Plays an epic power chord that destroys MadMechanic's brain*
*Uses the power of rock to rebuild the fortress of awesome*
*Plays an epic power chord that destroys MadMechanic's brain*
*Uses the power of rock to rebuild the fortress of awesome*
If I woke up next to you...
Whether I'm in a bed, or the fortess thatwe you just destroyed, I'd say:
What the hell was I drinking! A...garden gnome, dressed as a wizard?
DVD players? Please, its toasters and VCRS. They're far more mechanical than these satanic DVD players.
Whether I'm in a bed, or the fortess that
What the hell was I drinking! A...garden gnome, dressed as a wizard?
DVD players? Please, its toasters and VCRS. They're far more mechanical than these satanic DVD players.
No he won't. For which I appologise, even though it was technically Trev.
As I said, rebuild. Make better.
As I said, rebuild. Make better.
Hey! I used rock and roll to make everything right again! What the hell did you do?
Besides, Shock mentioned the B-A-C-O-N word. You should all know that B-A-C-O-N is my trigger word.
Besides, Shock mentioned the B-A-C-O-N word. You should all know that B-A-C-O-N is my trigger word.
May I remind you that you're the one who actually destroyed it with your LAZOR...
I said I would start fixing it. You magic'd before I could finish.
The B word? Never knew that. I assumed it was some in-joke between the two who mentioned it. I'll remember that for future reference. Providing I'm not banished by my new boss
[sub] I hope he doesn't banish me. After all the improvements (he'd have liked) I made to his room too... [/sub]
I said I would start fixing it. You magic'd before I could finish.
The B word? Never knew that. I assumed it was some in-joke between the two who mentioned it. I'll remember that for future reference. Providing I'm not banished by my new boss
[sub] I hope he doesn't banish me. After all the improvements (he'd have liked) I made to his room too... [/sub]