If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[KitsunetheFox]

I'm a wizard. Quick fixes are my specialty.

Also, yes, the "B word" is a trigger to make me go completely Charlie-Romeo-Alpha-Zulu-Yankee.

@Shock: That's beside the point! You were there, you could've stopped the bad man!

 

[ShockValue]

@Kitsune: I didn't know that word set you off.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

@Shock: You should have! You all should have! *Cries and huggles the nearest person*

 

[MadMechanic]

There,there Trev. There there.
The nasty words have gone for now.

 

[UnusualStranger]

After enrolling in some new classes, I am back....

So....someone better start explaining, or I am going to get quite violent.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Wait, so bacon makes Trev. crazy?

 

[Scde2]

@Kitsune: I didn't mention it. Scde2 did.

Again, you blame me.

 

[ShockValue]

@Kitsune: I didn't mention it. Scde2 did.

Again, you blame me.

But you were the one who said it.

@Unusual: Your fortress was destroyed in record time. Don't worry I think someone's rebuilding it.

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Shock:......................
Whoever is responsible, I think I am going to lock in a killing loop.
Who was it?

 

[Scde2]

@Stranger: Not me!

 

[ShockValue]

@Unusual: I think it was Kitsune. Or Mad. Scde2 probably had a hand in it as well.

 

[Viking Incognito]

Okay, I don't mean to be a killjoy but please, Shock value and Scde2, would you guys stop posting on this thread for a little while so that people won't have to keep coming up with jokes for waking up next to you?

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Shock: Well, Mad was supposed to keep the place running, so there might be a little problem there....
Kitsune I would be halfway tempted to use silence on, then send into an arena....
Scde2 has been stabbed enough recently that I am quite sure the punishment may nearly be payed in full.

OT:
Wow...you can tell you are new here. I mean, you have no idea how long this has been going on.

It is far better to shed the insanity here than let it roam everywhere else.

 

[MadMechanic]

Waking up to someone who brings sharp weapons to the bedroom hasn't boded well for me in the past...

Ima fixing things. Like a good faithful, ever loyal worker, who is currently fearing for his job, life and sanity. Fix, fix, fix, like a good mechanic.

[sub] I did mention I added nice shiny things to your quarters yes? [/sub]

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Adds destruction of the fortress to the log*
It's a shame I liked this place.

 

[Scde2]

Ooh a penny!

 

[ShockValue]

@Doctor: Don't worry it'll be fixed!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Lucky day there is a gold brick under the penny!

 

[UnusualStranger]

Well, I guess we go to that ninja dojo now?

At least until my fortress is fixed at least.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Ohh ninja dojo's don't have any chairs..... I'm bringing my own then.