If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Lambi]

*Shoots monkey again*

 

[Kud]

*picks up hammer* HAHAHAHA TIME TO DIE B****!

 

[CounterAttack]

Promise not to bleed on my hood and I'll kill you quickly.
*backstabs monkey*
Oh dear, I've made quite a mess.

 

[CounterAttack]

I shall rescue you, my Princess!

 

[Kud]

When I get up there im gonna kick your ass!

 

[Kud]

*throws grenade*

 

[CounterAttack]

I easily fly over them, cast Shadow Walking and sneak up to the prison cage, invisible.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

the awesomness of the fact that I slept with a monkey would lead to this to happening:

 

[Lambi]

Well, there are only Hail Fire, AshPox, CounterAttack, A random person and Vaude who can steal me away.

Anywho, I must say goodbye now because I have shit for connection and I don't want to restart it everytime it fails me tonight.

So I say to you all:
[HEADING=1]Happy New Year, everyone.[/HEADING]

 

[Kud]

[HEADING=2]Happy New Year.[/HEADING]

I was just about to leave anyways.

 

[A random person]

Why did I do a monkey? Can I borrow that gun?
*shoots self*

 

[Discord]

You again?!

 

[A random person]

My reaction exactly.

 

[reyttm4]

SHIT! I've got the money I swear, just give me a week!