If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[SteakHeart]

I remeber that short! Good ol' Newgrounds...

 

[CounterAttack]

*yawn* Morning, sexy.

 

[A random person]

How was last night?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You again? Nice.

 

[CounterAttack]

@ARP: Glorious, thank you.

 

[A random person]

Ready for a glorious morning to go along with that?

 

[SteakHeart]

Woohoo! *Grabs ARP's avvy, kisses it passionately, and -CENSORED-*

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

Fuck, yeah

 

[Fraught]

Fuck..no?

Honey, I can call you that, right? Anyway, you've got some blood on you, I think.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Well...that explains the smell of burning hair...

 

[Fraught]

Hey! You look a bit similar to me. I bet our species are relatives, somehow.

Either way, as a raccoon, I can definitely dig a chinchilla.

 

[ColorfulObscurity]

Don't go swinging that light saber around, kay?

 

[A random person]

Umm...can you do anything with that top hat?

 

[CounterAttack]

So, about that glorious morning you promised me... I've got chains, handcuffs and a hot tub. You know what I want to do with you.

 

[A random person]

And I have a copy of Newsweek and a reality marble. Let's do this.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Thankyou, and a happy new year to you, whenever or where ever it occurs.

Oh, and for slightly more on topic:
Woah! Keep that staff thing away from em! I dunno, I'm meant to be celebrating...

 

[CounterAttack]

@ARP: You won't be needing those.
*cuffs you*
You're under arrest for seducing an officer.

 

[A random person]

We'll make that into a felony, let's see how I do in court.

 

[Random Argument Man]

Crack fist...It's on!

 

[CounterAttack]

Surprise! I'm the judge and prosecution!
You are hereby found guilty by this court! The sentence: Get in the hot tub, you naughty girl.