If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Vrex360]

I need to know how best to kill you in such a way that your last words are something along the lines of:
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME??"

And the pain is so intense that even if you survived you would kill yourself anyway because you don't want to live in a world where such pain can exist.

Nothing personal, I do this to all humans.

 

[Dark Knifer]

I see... I am an exception though, because I cannot die until SOAD has returned from hiatus and I have bought ever album they make afterwards. It's a personal diety of mine.

 

[Rainboq]

QUIT DOODLING ON MY WINGS!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Raises flintlock to head*

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

*pulls trigger for him*
ok now that thats over with.... TIME TO RAVE! *Starts dancing*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Shoots with other flintlock*

 

[Scde2]

*Doesn't bother getting up*

 

[MadMechanic]

So, I get completely hammered watching the election results, then the following day, I get hammered at the 6thform ball. And I wake up next to you. Could be worse.
[sub] wheres my redhead? [/sub]
What I miss?

@Unusual: - providing no-ones destroyed them again, the labs, workshops, robot centres, armouries and library are are fully functional. I've taken the liberty creating 2 reserve armouries, and an extra robot storage site.
I'll get to work on the others when I finally recover from my first ever hangover.

[sub] eugh...I think I'll go and lie down next to one of the lavs... [/sub]

 

[ShockValue]

You should repair the time machine next.

 

[MadMechanic]

Firepower in the bedroom...

@Shock:
- We have had a time machine? Why was I never informed of this?!

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Shock: Seriously, really digging the new Avy. Its pretty badass.

@Mad: Take a break, you have quite earned it. Do not worry about fixing the time machine at the moment. We have plenty of time now, and with this all completed, all that likely needs to be repaired are the engine rooms, and control area for raining death upon those below...

And yes, we did have a time machine. Unfortunately, it was on board when the fortress went down so....we need to either find the parts, or create a time paradox so I can once again get the parts I need from the future.

 

[ShockValue]

@Mad: You never asked. It's destroyed now though, but I'm sure you know how to fix it.

@Unusual: Thank you my good sir.

 

[MadMechanic]

@Unusual:
Thanks boss. I've never been awake constantly for 40 hours, and gotten drunk twice in that time period before, so as you can probably guess, I have a hangover of monumental proportions.

I can fix the machine though. No biggie. I found some blue-wooden panels from a big telephone box-sized thing in the wreckage, so I'll see if I can put them in the machine. As for parts - anything mechanical, in the hands of a madman genious like myself can become useful...

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Shock: Your welcome.

@Mad: Take it easy. Won't have my help die from exhaustion. That would be a pretty sad way to go around here.

And you mean genius right? Anyway, spelling Nazi aside, just be sure to align everything correctly. Don't want any incidents like last time.

 

[MadMechanic]

And thats just how knackered I am haha. (And of all the words to spell incorrectly too...)

Dare I ask what happened last time? Some sort of accident?

I think I'll rest now. I've set my own private workshop up, if thats ok. It's inbetween the secondary armoury, engine rooms, and the robot storage & maintenance facility.

 

[UnusualStranger]

No problem at all.

However, last time, the time machine duplicated to each time zone entered, meaning that people and animals began wandering through the damn thing, causing a hell of a lot of problems.

Had to go back and destroy each of them after a few corrections.

It was a hell of a day. Unless you count time travel.
Then it was a hell of 23 years.

 

[not_the_dm]

You know. The crypts down below were very pleasant, very well priced too. I was thinking of buying one as the mortgage wouldn't have been all that large and getting onto the property ladder can be murder elsewhere. [sub]Belive me, I know.[/sub] Well, I was going to place an offer, and then somebody buried me in 20ft of rubble. Collapsing the catacombs in the process
And what's this about a time machine?

 

[Mechsoap]

i dont remember you...

 

[MadMechanic]

Ah, the crypts.
I knew there was something I couldn't be bothered to had yet looked into fixing. [sub] due to a distinct lack of mechanical items. And not at all because they're full of living dead. [/sub]

[sub] I'd just like to say your avatar is very apt here. In that, it looks like you're saying it as you open the doors back into the main fortress after having dug yourself out [/sub]

 

[not_the_dm]

@mechsoap I was hanging around a few days back. Started looking for a nice crypt, I was thinking of settling down. Next thing I know I'm under far too much rock.

@Mad I'm the only one here for now. Though, with such prime real estate I espect more will turn up soon/