If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Scde2]

*Wakes up, notices Dr.s's body*
Oh no, and old man had a heart attack.

 

[ShockValue]

Could be worse...

 

[Scde2]

Yay! Emos and razors go together!

 

[Scde2]

Will you come to the emo corner with me? I got sad poetry!

 

[Yureina]

We need to talk about your relationship with that razor.

 

[Scde2]

NO! The razor is the only thing that takes away the emotional pain!

 

[UnusualStranger]

What about war? Doesn't war do much the same?

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: You have a problem. One that can be solved with a one way trip out a window.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: You would make a great therapist...

 

[ShockValue]

@Cuddly: You could go with him.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Shock should start a therapeutic treatment for anything.
It would be pretty awesome.

 

[Scde2]

It's sad that the cuddly razor is the only thing that cares about me. //_^
*Cuddles with the razor*

 

[ShockValue]

@Unusual: Shock therapy? [sup] Yes, that was horrible, I know. [/sup]

@Scde2: It's because I'm incapable of caring.

 

[Yureina]

We need to talk about your strange therapy ideas.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: Then you shouldn't be a therapist!

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: I think it makes me a better therapist.

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Shock: I forgive ya anyway.
[sub]Stranger knows what its like..[/sub]