If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Lambi]

Hey, can I eat my way out of these chocolate chains?
*Bites on a chain, hits steel inside* OW! Remind me to not do that again...

 

[CounterAttack]

Who wants to make me their personal slave? *jangles chains*

 

[Lambi]

I would like to be set free first.

 

[CounterAttack]

You weren't tied up, I just threw you on the bed and -CENSORED- you. But whatever.
*touches chains and they magically fall off*

 

[A random person]

Sorry, the tying up was me. Of course, I'd also love to throw lambi on the bed...

 

[Lambi]

*Gets thrown on bed by ARP and CA and gets -CENSORED- by both of them*

 

[A random person]

*pulls ahead and -CENSORED- lambi even more*

 

[CounterAttack]

*gets thrown off by ARP*
Well, EXCUUUSE me, princess. I do believe you just earned some extra punishment.
*pushes ARP off lambi and starts making out with her*

 

[A random person]

*pulls lambi in to said making outage*

 

[Lambi]

Well, ok.

*Jumps on top of them both and -CENSORED- all over the place*

 

[Lambi]

Only if you have a cartoon or anime chick as an avatar.

That's really the only condition.

Would you like suggestions?

 

[DSEZ]

soooooooooooo howd you get here and WHATD YOU PUT IN MY DRINK?!?!?!?!?!

 

[Lambi]

I like Yahtzee, but his imps are disgusting.

*Throws DSEZ out my window on the 10th floor*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

"See? And you thought I'd never thank you for the date..."

 

[ShockValue]

Yeah, I guess you won that bet.

 

[Lambi]

Only if you have a cartoon or anime chick as an avatar.

That's really the only condition.

Would you like suggestions?

I have a cartoon person as an Avatar.

Cartoon chick or anime chick.

As I asked before, would you like suggestions?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

"Might as well get one more in before you're a woman...♫"

EDIT: "...*sob* I miss men..."