If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Lambi]

Ooh, come here you. *Grabs TP and -CENSORED-*

Too late, Vaude.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

"I wouldn't mind if you were still...equipped."

 

[Lambi]

Ooh, more bondages. Rawr.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

"If you were into that stuff, you could've said...!"

 

[Lambi]

"Did you not read on the last and this page what CA, ARP and me did?"

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

"Nope. I haven't been around here today. You know you get the exception to my rule, right lambi? :3"

 

[Lambi]

OH, TP! HURT ME MORE! I'VE BEEN SO NAUGTHY!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

"...♡"

 

[ShockValue]

Paddle spanking, the new way to celebrate new years!

 

[Lambi]

"Which one of us is the midget?"

 

[Lambi]

I CAN'T FELL MY ASS, BUT THIS STILL FEELS GREAT!