If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[ShockValue]

Well, if you don't want coffee. What about going back in time and fighting some dinosaurs?

 

[Scde2]

Why would I want to do that?

How 'bout we bring the moon out of orbit and crash it into the earth?

 

[ShockValue]

How's that a better idea? Let's just take over the world again.

 

[Scde2]

But we already control it!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Bishie sparkles...

 

[Scde2]

What the hell does that even mean!?

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: I forgot all about that. I would assume that someone would have tried to take it from us already.

 

[Scde2]

They never had a flying fortress.

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: I guess that's true.

 

[Scde2]

But...I would like to see the moon come crashing down upon this planet.

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: Fine. Lets destroy the Earth.

 

[Scde2]

Ok!
*Looks at the moon*
Well, how do we bring that down here?

 

[ShockValue]

It was your idea. You figure it out.

 

[InnerRebellion]

Don't you be exploding in my face.

 

[Scde2]

Don't worry, nothing will be exploding in your face.

 

[ShockValue]

I don't approve.

 

[Scde2]

Well, go ahead then.

 

[ShockValue]

No. You first.
[sup] I have no clue what we're taking about. [/sup]

 

[Scde2]

What were you talking about then!?

 

[ShockValue]

I don't know!