If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Scde2]

You suck!

 

[ShockValue]

You're horrible.

 

[Scde2]

You're more horrible!

 

[ShockValue]

No, you're way more horrible.

 

[Scde2]

Is not!

 

[ShockValue]

Is too!

 

[Scde2]

*Pushes Shock*

 

[Dr.Susse]

Two 8000's in one day. What joy.

 

[Scde2]

@Dr.s: Why thank you, my good sir.

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: *Shoots Scde2*

 

[Dr.Susse]

Oh god there is blood everywhere. It's in my shoes, it's in my shoes.

 

[Scde2]

*Respawns*

@Shock: Now don't make me put out emo quotes. //_-

 

[ShockValue]

*shoots Scde2 again*

It's finally working!

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Takes the bullet*
Dam one day from retirement.

 

[Scde2]

Thanks Dr.!

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Pours whiskey on the wound* No worries I've been shot by patients many times. Mainly because of how I sell the furniture.

 

[Scde2]

So you're used to it?

 

[Dr.Susse]

In a way. We have a saying in my business ?if you spend a day without being shot, stabbed or set on fire your doing something wrong?.
It's not much of a saying more of a drinking song.

 

[ShockValue]

*Stabs Dr. susse* Just trying to help.

 

[Scde2]

What was that for!?