If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[AgDr_ODST]

*Kicks IMAP* get out my bondage room skull boy. I'll sa....wait your chained up monkey, its MY turn again. hehehehehehe

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*snaps* fingers* no more fire......but your still chained up which means its my turn again

 

[AgDr_ODST]

now where is that special whip that I used on King Kong. did you know that Im the reason he kidnapped the white girl that came to skull island w/ the film crew. sadly though she wasn't me so he killed her

 

[AgDr_ODST]

If Kong liked It you'd better love it. now bend over, Im gonna turn you into a baboon

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Yep skull island... AKA my lap.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

are you the sex toy I ordered?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

okay *pulls the Monkey out of his box* time to try you out *lots of censored actions and words*. *1 hour later* that was wonderful

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Happy New Year to everyone. Im outta here

 

[CounterAttack]

*peeks out from closet, dressed in a short skirt and skintight top*
Is... is the crazy one gone?