If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Sliverwings]

6...5...4...

 

[Scde2]

*Cast shield around emo corner*

 

[Goremocker]

*Holds frappachino to make a super coffee shield*

 

[Sliverwings]

2...

 

[UnusualStranger]

Hmmmm....
*Activates personal shield unit*
Just in case.

 

[Sliverwings]

1... will the owner of a white sedan, oh fuck it
*implodes*

 

[Goremocker]

Great...now there's a black hole in the middle of the room...thank Starbucks for this shield.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Well....Now what am I going to do about this? Black hole in the middle of my damn fortress...

Well, I think I am going to have to activate a Zero-Grav Drive.

 

[ShockValue]

You seem to be prepared for everything.

 

[Goremocker]

It's because he is! :O

 

[UnusualStranger]

Its a terrible thing. Preparation for absolutely everything is a little bit....over consuming.

 

[Scde2]

@Stranger: Um...I'm kinda trapped in the corner, can you help me?

 

[ShockValue]

You should just respawn.

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Scde2:.......
Hmmmmm....Nice shield.
Going to have to....Yeah, that should work.
*Finds several cute kittens, and sends them to the corner*

 

[Scde2]

How is that supposed to help?

 

[ShockValue]

Your shields cannot withstand the cuteness.

 

[Scde2]

*Shields collapses.
Dawww Look at the kittens.
*Gets smothered to death by the kittens*

 

[UnusualStranger]

That, and I have equipped each cat with the meanest shield ripping technology. Each one with a different frequency.

They will shatter the shield as soon as they run into it.

Ah, you will be fine, Scde2. You're just not used to all the cuteness.

 

[Goremocker]

Hmm...this black hole is getting annoying...

*sips frappahino*

Damn it...that weakened my shield!

 

[UnusualStranger]

Actually, I'm kind of digging the time lapse that it creates in a localized area, as well as the close connection to other paths that I could have possibly taken.

It could be very helpful....if somewhat dangerous.