If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Goremocker]

Heh...I'm just afraid of getting ripped to bits.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Well, just don't wander too close to it, and you will be fine.

I want to do a few tests before I take care of it...

 

[Goremocker]

Well be quick...I keep drinking my frappachino...

*Sips frappachino*

 

[UnusualStranger]

*Tosses several odd devices into the black hole, only for three to come back*

Well, that is good enough.
*Uses the Zero-Grav Drive, closing the black hole around it*

OK. Thats better.

 

[Goremocker]

Sweet!

*Downs the wrest of his frappachino*

Damn that's good!

 

[Scde2]

*Respawns*
Damn kittens.

 

[Goremocker]

*punches S2*

You have no reason to hate kittens!

 

[UnusualStranger]

Sorry I denied you that for so long.
Just needed to prepare some things for later...

 

[Scde2]

*Fires a mini nuke at Gore*
They killed me!

 

[ShockValue]

@Gore: Was that really necessary?

 

[UnusualStranger]

Scde2, how could seven kittens kill you?
It boggles the mind.

 

[Goremocker]

*Uses frappachino shield*

I FEEL THE POWER!!!!

By the way S2,Kittens don't kill...

 

[Scde2]

*Knocks the frappachino out of Gore's hand*

Then how did I die?

 

[Goremocker]

I had no frappachino in my hands...it was in my stomach...and you died because god hates you.

 

[Scde2]

@Gore: If there was a god.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Well....I could make a hypothesize that perhaps Scde2 could not handle the unusual cuteness coming to his rescue in a place his mind normally considers the emo corner, which by some strange twist of fate, he was released from by a certain amount of overwhelming cuteness.

Just a hypothesis, but it might be correct.

 

[Scde2]

@Stranger: Probably.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Well, you are alive, so it is the past, and something not to worry too much over.

 

[Scde2]

But there is one task that remains...
*Firebombs the nearest Starbucks*

 

[UnusualStranger]

Feel better with that out of the way?