If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Lambi]

AH! I SLEPT WITH A RADIOACTIVE SYMBOL! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

 

[Ciarang]

"Soo.. how old are you exactly?"

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Don't worry, she's old enough, even though she doesn't look it... but you... I dunno how old you are...

 

[SteakHeart]

Hey, another anime girl in my bed!

 

[BENZOOKA]

Finally got the helmet right way, so I can see something. Morning, you look a little plastic, but that's alright.

 

[BENZOOKA]

Whoa. Well, that's certainly an improvement compared to the Paraguayan llama last weekend.

 

[XIGBARx13]

So uh....so what's up with that hole in your helmet, did we get freaky with that thing?

 

[Lambi]

Well, at least you're hot...

 

[Sevre]

Oh god, not you! You're the mean one!

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Oh no, not you! You're the one that condemned me to death and failed!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Greyfox! Up for some -CENSORED-?

 

[BigHandInSky]

Ryan-damn it , not again!

 

[Sevre]

I love Mudkipz. Especially the Marxist kind.

 

[Pm0n3y]

OH SHIT! The Spanish Inquisition?!?!!?! I totally didn't expect it!

 

[Kud]

w-what are you...?

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

I'd ask for your number...for later.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Taiga! -CENSORED-
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