If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[BENZOOKA]

Well, that's new. I haven't got a clue what you are, but I've woken up with worse I'm afraid.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Say, I haven't seen your face ye- OH DEAR GOD THERE IS A REASON YOU WEAR THAT!!!!

 

[Kud]

*TROUT-SLAP*

 

[Julianking93]

I'd start freaking out.

Just a void of white nothingness in my bed. I'd think the universe was about to implode.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Who are you?
Why are you wearing a straitjacket?
Why is the straitjacket so attractive?

 

[Pimppeter2]

We would salsa dance

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Yes we would...

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Mudkipz?
I never heard I liek them, but apparently I do...

 

[SeanTheSheep]

HOLY CRAP!! WHY IS THERE A FLOATING "e" BY YOUR HEAD??

 

[SteakHeart]

HOLY CRAP! I JUST SLEPT WITH A KITTEN!

 

[Kud]

*rolls on tiny kitty* ...oh dear...

 

[SeanTheSheep]

*Yawns* Dammit, did I lose a dimension overnight?
EDIT: That or "Oh God! Your face keeps changing!!!"
[sub]Wait, if you stepped on me, then why were you walking on your pilows?[/sub]

 

[SeanTheSheep]

*yawns* Dammit, I'd better not touch you/me for fear of creating a brake in the universe.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"What the hell....stop eating"

 

[Pimppeter2]

We would wrestle a chicken

 

[Sevre]

We can do a lot of things, assuming you have the money.