If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[AgDr_ODST]

Mr. Monkey, your back :3, I think you know what to do
smiley vampire meet arrow dipped in holy water *fires arrow and puts on glasses before the arrow hits its target*

 

[DeAvatar]

mmmm, cat ears. nibble nibble.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

tie you up and leave you in my basement before coming back in a dominatrix outfit

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

See what you just promised to someone else, and run for the hills. Very fast, no stops. Maybe I could find a hiding place.

 

[NeoAC]

Well, first I'd be happy I ended up next to a girl, which I'll carry with me as I flee for my life.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Wow, why the fuck do I keep running into this guy?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

"I knew that bar was a bad idea..."

 

[NeoAC]

"That better be someone else's blood on your dress...."

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Again?! What the hell is this! I said 1 night!

 

[NeoAC]

I'm sorry, I've never been good at these 1 night stand things. So do you give me coffee now? Or do I just go and drive by your house every day for the next month? I got the steps all confused.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Again!?! OMFG! I'm gonna kill myself.. seriously i've had it! JOKING[sub]..even though I was joking I do believe that suicide isn't good to joke about.[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

"Huh? Oh hi. I thought I'd give you a break from that guy you've been sleeping with a lot recently. Anyway, thanks for the drinks and see ya'."

 

[Disaster Button]

Look, I know we had a lot of fun last night but I think your use of the Tomato Sauce was a bit much.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Omg! Did I break your face!? So sorry!

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Why did I get Ninja'd by a baby-curbstomper? And why did I wake up next to them?
I sense great evil...

 

[Jedamethis]

I knew you couldn't resist...you crazy monkey you.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

"Heh, I really am attracted to fire, you have that cute charm too...~"

 

[NeoAC]

Seriously, do you need some Tide to Go or something? Or you could take the dress off and I could wash it, totally up to you.