If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Disaster Button]

Oh this rash? Its uh, I'm allergic to the fabric of your Santa hat, yeah its nothing to worry about.

 

[NeoAC]

I'm sorry about your eye. I didn't mean to do that, that's never happened before. Honest....

 

[Disaster Button]

I know it was intense but I really didn't expect to drain the colour out of you, I hope it doesn't cause you any problems.

 

[NeoAC]

Oh, and sorry about your arm, it's your fault really, I told you you couldn't reach but you said you were doing yoga, and I believed you, and I'm just going to stop talking now before you kick me.

 

[Disaster Button]

I hope your head's okay, I know I punched you a little hard but I thought you said you wanted that kind of experience.

 

[Prideful Heretic]

Uhhh so Im thinking that uhh...Maybe we can head onto to the hardware store..Pick out some new...windows?...

 

[Smagmuck_]

God dammit...

 

[Sevre]

Mmmm....nice glasses.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

"You kept the hat on and everything..."

 

[Jedamethis]

Damn ninjas always in my bed...

 

[Disaster Button]

Ah, another night of loveless nothing. I hate being married.

 

[Jedamethis]

What is it?!
Is my smell irresistable to ninjas or something?!

 

[Disaster Button]

Why didn't you look at me during?

 

[Archer147]

well, i've done worse...

 

[Jedamethis]

Well somehow I'm irresistable to ninjas...

 

[BENZOOKA]

Oh, it's that delightful monkey again!

 

[Disaster Button]

No, no. Don't take off the mask. I prefer it this way.