If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Vrex360]

A human sleeping in my air space eh? Well they all have to learn eventually so here we go:

BEHOLD!! I AM THE MIGHTY VREX AND YOU ARE MEEK HUMAN SCUM, PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MAKER IN THE DEPTHS OF HELL!!

*stabs you repeatedly with an energy sword*

Also, welcome to the Escapist.

 

[Tharwen]

Argh! The topic, it burns me!

Get it off!

Oh fine:

Um... At least you're human, but why exactly am I next to you?

I knew you were a filthy xeno, but not a ninja!

 

[Goremocker]

Hi, Thar. How do you end up in my bed so much?

 

[the Tadman]

If I squint my eyes just enough you kinda look like 2 hot tomboy-ish girls.

 

[Tharwen]

I don't know. It's just natural attraction, I suppose. Like electromagnetism, but stronger.

Of all the avatars I've woken up next to, yours is one of the most agreeable.

 

[the Tadman]

Why thank you, kind turre-...aww crap... *BANG BANG BANG*

 

[Tharwen]

That was entirely your fault. You shouldn't have entered my sensor range.

*Activates Respawner*

Still, you'll learn.

 

[Goremocker]

*Pats Thar on the top of his shell casing*

Good job boy.

 

[Tharwen]

*Aims at Gore*

Don't assume you're safe...

 

[Goremocker]

I didn't assume anything. Plus I have a frappachino! So, a shield is vary possible.

 

[Tharwen]

A frappushieldo? I don't think it would work. Unless you make it properly frozen first, and even then it wouldn't be big enough. I suggest using the next newbie who enters the thread instead.

 

[Savagezion]

*Climbs back through the window*

Do you know how tall this building is?

Well, well. Look who is in my bed. IF you are a girl... ok. If not, I take it I need to jump back out this window.

HEY! I bet you like to take it in the bot!

 

[Tharwen]

I have two things to reprimand you about.

1. We are in a flying fortress, therefore you climbing back up is unlikely and you are probably lying.

2. That wasn't funny.

Now go and stand in the naughty corner! Mind the emos.

 

[Lepre-Khan]

Yay! I slept with an ambigiously female male character out o the millions every JRPG has!

 

[Discord]

Well he must know or have money somewhere on him so...

Pay now or Pay later?

 

[Tharwen]

Heh. It's blue. I can't have woken up yet.

 

[Tanthius]

Ahhh my eye!!!

 

[Rainboq]

*from fetal ball*

You've seen nothing...

You haven't watched ET the porno...

 

[Ildecia]

Slap him a High-Five; and do some sunglass tricks

 

[Scde2]

I would freak out and kill him with emoness.