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Count Igor

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Racis 'un, and I know people have got suspended for things like this, so:
America's still racist.
You know they put bullet proof glass in front of Barrack Obama in his first speech?
I mean, just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anyone!
 

Count Igor

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There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy? The one on the range.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud. Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath.

Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.

Why did the pig want to learn karate?
So he would be able to do pork chops.

I am hilaaarious.