If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Scde2]

*Kicks Yer in the nads*

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

*gasps* No pie for you.

 

[Tharwen]

Is there... cake?

[sub]Obvious meme is obvious.[/sub]

 

[Scde2]

No, the cake is alive.

 

[UnusualStranger]

I bring doughnuts!

And Drinks!

Gentlemen....BEHOLD!

[sub]Reference is referenced[/sub]

 

[Tharwen]

You also bring une nouvelle avatar!

But thanks for the doughnuts.

*Nom*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Yosh, sleepy heads. How goes the bedroom?

 

[Tharwen]

Hey, it's Rex!

'sup

 

[UnusualStranger]

It goes good Rex. Doughnut?

*chomps down on some*

Welcome for the doughnuts, Tharwen.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Nuh much. Just protectin my brains from trespassers.

Doughnuts! *nom nom nom*

 

[Scde2]

@Thar: How is a turret eating donuts?

@Rex: Hey, you were the first person I woke up to in this thread.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

And I still hate you for it! *Throws out window*

 

[UnusualStranger]

Well....some things never change, I guess.

Gotta watch your head though. I mean, just about anyone would take thoughts if they could. People are mean like that.

 

[Tharwen]

I have a security patch to encrypt my thoughts and hide them from you all.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

But are you wearing a tin foil hat?! Yeah, I didn't think so...

 

[UnusualStranger]

A security patch? You do know that those need to be updated daily...

And I'm willing to bet your encryption method isn't all that difficult. All you need is the right key....

 

[Tharwen]

@Rex: And where would you place such a garment?

@Stranger: ...which you don't have.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

On your head, *****! *throws out window*

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Tharwen:.....You hope. I could always try basic cipher functions and see if any of those are it.

Turrets do have notoriously bad encryption systems, ya know. Which always struck me as odd...Why are the turrets so easy to hack all the time?

@Rex: I have a feeling that was unnecessary.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

No it wasn't. They also seem to die when you turn them on their sides. Strange.