There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy? The one on the range.
Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud. Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath.
Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.
Why did the pig want to learn karate?
So he would be able to do pork chops.
I am hilaaarious.