If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I would continue to make hot love.

 

[MadCapMunchkin]

I would say, "What the hell was I drinking last night? Furniture Polish?"

 

[Scde2]

I would shoot it.

 

[ShockValue]

I'd probably run away.

 

[Scde2]

I would make love to it.

 

[ShockValue]

I would flee in terror.

 

[Scde2]

I would marry it.

 

[Zeromaeus]

I would summon a chainsaw golem.

 

[Scde2]

I would ask him for some Chateau Romani.

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Pours Chateau Romani* You were saying.

 

[Scde2]

*Drinks Chateau Romani* Good year, good year.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Yes it was the same year that I ran around the arctic.

 

[Scde2]

Why were you...Never mind.
Wait isn't Chateau Romani milk? And the year it was made was 1968?
*Runs to the bathroom*

 

[Dr.Susse]

Yes it was quite lumpy. *Continues drinking*

 

[Scde2]

*Returns from bathroom*
...Oh god...
*Sees Dr.S drinking the milk*
Oh god.
*Runs back to the bathroom*

 

[bgg1996]

Can I borrow your car for... umm... Running over pedestrians"errands"?

 

[Zeromaeus]

-Chainsaw golem runs aimlessly through walls-
That was useless...
...
Baleful polymorph.
-Scde2 is now a Cactite-

 

[bgg1996]

_

 

[Scde2]

-Still Alive-

 

[Dr.Susse]

This is a triumph!