If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Rainboq]

I would go by him some more anime strength hair gel.

 

[Scde2]

I would take it to the pet groomer.

 

[Rainboq]

I would get him some wrist guards so he doesn't break them swinging the sword the size of a car.

 

[not_the_dm]

@Scde: Ye gods! You've dyed your hair.

 

[Rainboq]

I would ask if my table was ready.

 

[Scde2]

I would ask him to stop staring at me.

 

[not_the_dm]

[sub]Must keep thread off the rails...[/sub]

 

[UnusualStranger]

I would laugh and hand him an apple.

 

[Scde2]

@Stranger: I would've just beat him to death with the banana.

 

[not_the_dm]

You're sparkling again... why?

And oh yeah...

 

[Scde2]

Stop that.

 

[not_the_dm]

Why do you keep changing you're avatar?

[sub][sub][sub]Yes! I have sucessfully obliterated the rails![/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[UnusualStranger]

That was kinda cute dm....I really didn't expect that.

 

[not_the_dm]

Meh. Consistency is the defense of small minds.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Or a weapon for the masses.

 

[not_the_dm]

Point.

Shameless plug:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.201269-Whats-that-from

 

[UnusualStranger]

Sorry....Don't see enough movies or read enough books to play that game.

 

[not_the_dm]

Damn... Anybody else?

 

[UnusualStranger]

Dude...they gone.

 

[not_the_dm]

A thread has appeared in off topic asking who your favorite crazy character is. So I said...

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