I just finnished part 1 of the threads ballad.
[HEADING=3]The jaunty tale of a overused bed.[/HEADING]
24 December 2009 10:55 pm A flicker of light, the running of text across the screen and with that a thread was born under the name ?If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....? It was a simple thread with a fresh innocence, the thread began to grow. It was only 4 posts before its first dick joke, (A elegant questioning whether if that was in fact a lightsaber or just the happiness shown by upon waking up next to the above user) and with a kick off by some notable figures on its host site ?the escapist? the thread was destined for good things.
Chapter 1- Early days
The thread (Which I?m calling Thready for no reason) was chugging along on its rails with many people waking up next to the above avatar and reacting accordingly. Though some posts were made redundant with avatar changes, the charm of Thready continued. It was on its 73 post that the first pun was used saying this was a thread that the poster could get behind [small]Hurr hurr get behind[/small] and set the standard for many pun related posts for the future and it was not until the 117th that the first ninja had entered the thread.
On the 238th post a truly shocking event occurred! Vrex360 the original badass alien known for his brutal and unrelenting killing of humans admitted he was pleased with waking up next to a human. The chronicler was shocked and had to have some therapy time with a bottle of Jack.
Chapter 2- A bump
Thready was carrying along steadfastly with the rails looking strong and seemingly endless but a sudden clarifying quote from the incumbent JuilanKing93 marked the first diversion from the topic. Some say this was just a harmless quote while others say Oh cher le monde va finir but those people are French and should wait and see. But the discussion soon finished and this marked the first post of thread veteran Lambi and what could be (awaiting confirmation from Liberians) the first Hug which was delivered by SirBrightside.
After a large patch of mild yuri and a short Rp-ing the thread had its first derail in the 1533th post heralding in the new age of the thread.
Chapter 3- what the hell is going on?
Thready was going through a strange period the whole thread seemed to take an Rp turn about multiple people sharing a very large bed and some crazed occupants calling for more yuri.
Post 1682 will forever be remembered as the momentous occasion of the first instance of someone being thrown out the window which would become a standard practice of the future. This simple reaction to SFJ was damaging and elegant and will be spoken of for many pages to come.
-CENSORD- also came into practice in these times with many dirty, dirty things thankfully blocked from viewing. (Our thoughts are with those who experienced these acts and various help lines have been set up for rehabilitation) A notable moment of uncensored eww was Guitar Gamer having his spine broken on a rack and passing out in some sought of ................Um I don?t want to go into it.
The first pot of coffee was brewed by CounterAttack and was a rare occasion of non poisoning/drugging of the infamous drink.
The ?CENSORD- theme inevitably ended in a string of violence that made war look like a walk in the park, climaxing with Spock calling someone a sextoy, barrel throwing and head explosions. Which then strangely ended up landing the thread on the rails again and then promptly crashing and burning all over a small village in South America falling right back into the loop of depravity or as some would put it Elegance.
Chapter 4 ?the coffee was poisoned
As the thread became more and more derailed a pot of coffee was brewed and then poisoned by none other than Sleekgiant! Yes the coffee that killed so many posters with its forbidden deadly charms was befouled by Sleek. But a mild case of death was not the most fowl, unnecessary action in the early life of the thread. An unprovoked mentioning of the Hollywood Undead caused poor Waffles and Bacon to vomit in fear and disgust.
It was also in this time that the thread received a stern warning from a moderator saying that if the thread derail is continuing when they return consequences will incur. And then HAMMERTIME! No not ban-hammer time a strange number of hammer related incidents began to roll through the thread and capture the hearts and minds of severe blunt force trauma patients worldwide /Lies
24 December 2009 10:55 pm A flicker of light, the running of text across the screen and with that a thread was born under the name ?If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....? It was a simple thread with a fresh innocence, the thread began to grow. It was only 4 posts before its first dick joke, (A elegant questioning whether if that was in fact a lightsaber or just the happiness shown by upon waking up next to the above user) and with a kick off by some notable figures on its host site ?the escapist? the thread was destined for good things.
Chapter 1- Early days
The thread (Which I?m calling Thready for no reason) was chugging along on its rails with many people waking up next to the above avatar and reacting accordingly. Though some posts were made redundant with avatar changes, the charm of Thready continued. It was on its 73 post that the first pun was used saying this was a thread that the poster could get behind [small]Hurr hurr get behind[/small] and set the standard for many pun related posts for the future and it was not until the 117th that the first ninja had entered the thread.
On the 238th post a truly shocking event occurred! Vrex360 the original badass alien known for his brutal and unrelenting killing of humans admitted he was pleased with waking up next to a human. The chronicler was shocked and had to have some therapy time with a bottle of Jack.
Chapter 2- A bump
Thready was carrying along steadfastly with the rails looking strong and seemingly endless but a sudden clarifying quote from the incumbent JuilanKing93 marked the first diversion from the topic. Some say this was just a harmless quote while others say Oh cher le monde va finir but those people are French and should wait and see. But the discussion soon finished and this marked the first post of thread veteran Lambi and what could be (awaiting confirmation from Liberians) the first Hug which was delivered by SirBrightside.
After a large patch of mild yuri and a short Rp-ing the thread had its first derail in the 1533th post heralding in the new age of the thread.
Chapter 3- what the hell is going on?
Thready was going through a strange period the whole thread seemed to take an Rp turn about multiple people sharing a very large bed and some crazed occupants calling for more yuri.
Post 1682 will forever be remembered as the momentous occasion of the first instance of someone being thrown out the window which would become a standard practice of the future. This simple reaction to SFJ was damaging and elegant and will be spoken of for many pages to come.
-CENSORD- also came into practice in these times with many dirty, dirty things thankfully blocked from viewing. (Our thoughts are with those who experienced these acts and various help lines have been set up for rehabilitation) A notable moment of uncensored eww was Guitar Gamer having his spine broken on a rack and passing out in some sought of ................Um I don?t want to go into it.
The first pot of coffee was brewed by CounterAttack and was a rare occasion of non poisoning/drugging of the infamous drink.
The ?CENSORD- theme inevitably ended in a string of violence that made war look like a walk in the park, climaxing with Spock calling someone a sextoy, barrel throwing and head explosions. Which then strangely ended up landing the thread on the rails again and then promptly crashing and burning all over a small village in South America falling right back into the loop of depravity or as some would put it Elegance.
Chapter 4 ?the coffee was poisoned
As the thread became more and more derailed a pot of coffee was brewed and then poisoned by none other than Sleekgiant! Yes the coffee that killed so many posters with its forbidden deadly charms was befouled by Sleek. But a mild case of death was not the most fowl, unnecessary action in the early life of the thread. An unprovoked mentioning of the Hollywood Undead caused poor Waffles and Bacon to vomit in fear and disgust.
It was also in this time that the thread received a stern warning from a moderator saying that if the thread derail is continuing when they return consequences will incur. And then HAMMERTIME! No not ban-hammer time a strange number of hammer related incidents began to roll through the thread and capture the hearts and minds of severe blunt force trauma patients worldwide /Lies
