If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Ildecia]

latch onto head and eat.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Dunno...Some people come and ignore other posts thinking we're on topic....Then the chocolate rain hits the fan.

 

[not_the_dm]

Spoiler: Indeed...

 

[Rainboq]

Uhoh...

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Hey it's Rainboq,Welcome to the pain dimension,Drew Carey is God,and I'm the pope.

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

All bow before our glorious pope!
*chants* Praised be the PsychoticForesight.

 

[UnusualStranger]

I bow to no god, and no man.
[sub]Not quite the quote, but I wanted to use it.[/sub]

 

[Safe in the Dark]

I bow only to the random God of my choosing,and I swap out after a week when he gets boring.Religion is funner that way.

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

What happened to the Purple one-eyed monkeys?

 

[UnusualStranger]

Religion is more fun when things are constantly on the move.....

But man o'er yonder, what the hell are you talking about?

 

[Safe in the Dark]

The purple one eyed monkeys...You mean you can't see them?You may be our next Deity of the week,random legends speak of one who cannot see them and he is our next messiah.

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

The overseers of this dominion to whom we must offer regular sacrafice

[sub] 'twas back a good few pages[/sub]

 

[Safe in the Dark]

It was said two of his disciples were a Scotsman and the other was Crazy.

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

The crazy one was a doctor.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Well, the monkeys must have been a ways back....

But I'm not sure if the Doc can be considered crazy or punny....

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Well I'm crazy,does that count for something?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

Maybe drunk?

 

[UnusualStranger]

Both of those reasons sound good to me.

 

[Mechanix]

Run away in a panic because I would see a horse with a golden pancake sticking out from its head.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

i can't tell if that was on topic or not well done.