If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Stone Wera]

Yeah, maybe I shouldn't have put so much in her milkshake... Told you I'd be back!

I'm a guy!
KAMEHAMEHA!

You just said you were Lady GaGa! IMPOSTER! I thought I was sleeping with a celebrity...

 

[DeathChairOfHell]

Doctor, i fear i might be a homosexual!

How can you tell?

*RAAAAAINBOOWW*

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Rainbows can be manly....Sonic says so!

 

[Mechsoap]

''why the f*** is there a blue hedgehog with shoes sleeping next to me?''

 

[Stone Wera]

@DeathChairOfHell: That's no rainbow. I just ate too many Skittles... TASTE THE RAINBOW!

 

[Safe in the Dark]

@Stone Wera: Good lord how many skittles did you eat?

 

[Stone Wera]

@PsychoticForesight: Lets just say I'd be suprised if I didn't have diabetes...

 

[Mechsoap]

''omgosh rainbow puke on my bed''

 

[DeathChairOfHell]

ooooooh that blue eye of yours looks delicious. *eats it* well my stomach is corroding, but it wasn't that bad.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Silly Lemur,Garrus's eye isn't a snack,remember kids,Sonic says if it burns or glows,Don't eat it.

 

[Stone Wera]

Silly Sonic... Stone Wera says: Follow the trail of candy leading into the deep dark forest, kids!

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Sonic says: Don't do it kids,its not a forest,it's just a cleverly disguised Warehouse!

 

[Stone Wera]

Sonic says: Don't do it kids,its not a forest,it's just a cleverly disguised Warehouse!

Stone says: Hedgehogs can't even talk! He's not even a hedgehog! The forest has candy and balLoons and free money and fluffy white bunnies that you can walk right up to and snuggle like there's no tomorrow! Into the forest children, your wildest dreams await!

 

[Shemming]

advice to all kids: ignore advice from clowns that vomit rainbows and talking hedgehogs, nothing good can come of it.

 

[Stone Wera]

Advice to all kids: Ignore talking animals all together. I've got a puppy in my pocket, kids! But you'll have to reach real deep to find him!

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Kids refer all further questions to this picture!...And talking animals FTW.

 

[Stone Wera]

Aha! He admits that he's been bad! Just goes to show, kids. Never trust a talking animal with a criminal record... But clowns are always nice!

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Kids...He pukes Rainbow,now I'm not a Scientist but that doesn't seem healthy!

 

[Stone Wera]

Kids... HE'S A FUCKING TALKING RODENT! I'm no scientist either, but WHAT CREATED YOU!? Were you born in a toxic waste dump?

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Nooo....God made me,I'm blue rodent Jesus.