If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[AgDr_ODST]

go man go use a can opener on that package

 

[Scde2]

I opened it!

The last thing I need is more scars on my wrists. //_-

 

[AgDr_ODST]

aww he needs another hug

 

[Dr.Susse]

WINNER! By disembowelment Scde2!!!!!!!

[small] Get it you ripped its guts out her her. I also could have said you stole its memory[/small] But enough puns. Victory speech?

 

[UnusualStranger]

WOOO!!!

I KNEW HE WOULD WIN!
*Hugs Scde2*

Good job man!

 

[ShockValue]

Or he wants to back stab you.

 

[Scde2]

Why do they have to make them so hard to open!?

 

[UnusualStranger]

No idea. I think they were made just so I can hold occasions like this.

 

[Scde2]

I kinda got a little crazy there with the scissors.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

no need to user scissors, can openers work far better on that stubborn ass hard plastic

 

[UnusualStranger]

As long as the package gets open, I don't think it matters.

 

[Scde2]

But what about my well-being?

 

[UnusualStranger]

Well, that is quite important.
Though, I would think you would only have scissors for opening the package, correct?

 

[Scde2]

*Waiting for Peace Walker to install in game radio voices*

 

[UnusualStranger]

*Patiently waiting for Paypal to transfer additional funds, and hoping more good deals come later*

So.....I can expect you to leave shortly?

 

[Scde2]

77%

Yeah. Damn, it takes up 800MB of memory.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Wow. Pretty big

Well, I'll have no doubt you'll have fun with it!

 

[Scde2]

*Downloads free additional content*

Dammit, will I ever play this fucking game!?

 

[ShockValue]

Stop complaining.