If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'll say...

 

[Sassafrass]

Come here, you dirty minx!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oooh~! *jumps in*

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh...You don't like ruthless killing machines? I see another reason why this relationship won't work...

 

[Sassafrass]

:Slouch: ...Well, don't hate on what you've never tried.

@Vaude: Now, where were we?

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No, I'm hitting hi-...Oh you mean literally?
Go hit Kelso but excuse me and Sas...♡

 

[Sassafrass]

Yes you may, Slouch.
Now, back to bed, Vaude?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*In lingerie* What do you think?

 

[Sassafrass]

*Shuts the door*
My God...I've died and go to my version of Heaven.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Heh...I hope you're talking about me...

 

[Sassafrass]

Yes, yes a million times yes.
Who else did you think?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I like your version of heaven Sasquatch, the angels are beautiful

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Um. Excuse me, dying person, You can watch if you really wanna, but...
*arms around Sas' neck*

 

[Sassafrass]

You may be amazed by my prowess. *Looks into Vaudes eyes*
Ain't that right?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Mm-hmm. *grins*

 

[Sassafrass]

You know, I love that cheeky smile of yours.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You mean this one? *moves closer and smiles*

 

[Sassafrass]

Why, yes.
It always brightens up my day.