If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I should smile more then. I know something else that'll brighten your day...

 

[Sassafrass]

Really?
And what might this be, then?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*closes bedroom curtains*
See where I'm going with this?

 

[Sassafrass]

Ah. Yes I do.
[sup]BTW, what class did you reserve in lambi's RP?[/sup]

 

[Pimppeter2]

We would have morning sex, but my peep would be sleepy

 

[Sassafrass]

I'd wonder why he showered in Shower Shorts.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I'd tell him that I have nothing to hide! But still want to.

 

[Sassafrass]

I'd then go "Huh..." then wonder off somewhere.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ah. Where were we?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

You were about to invite me to partake in a threeway

 

[NeoAC]

How about we just make it a full blown orgy?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

your not invited.

 

[NeoAC]

Ouch, well at least pay for my taxi home then!

 

[Sassafrass]

Sure, here's all the money in my wallet. *Hands over £673*
Oh, shi--

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh well, eh? *arms around neck again*

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Ouch, well at least pay for my taxi home then!

I ain't paying for your cab when you paid your own money to come here. *Knocks NeoAC out* and Im take Sas's money back

 

[NeoAC]

Haha! Good thing I stuffed smelling salts up my nose this morning! *takes money back and steals some bacon as he leaves*

 

[Sassafrass]

Shame you didn't notice I attached a bungie cord to your trousers.
*Lets my end go, smacking Neo in the ass and knocking him over* So. My money, please.

Oh well, eh? *arms around neck again*

Good to know you're not with me for my money.
*Kisses on cheek* Now, we were doing something before.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

trips NeoAC on his way out takes the money&bacon back and throw him down the stairs
OT: I knew you'd be back