If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[brunothepig]

what the hell are u supposed to be?

Who, me? I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster. And you, my girl, have been touched by my noodly appendage.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

AH! Never leave the usual bar, never leave the usual bar!

 

[Sassafrass]

You didn't touch me with that, did ya bruno?

So Vaude, shall we carry on upstairs?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I believe so! *grabs hand and leads up stairs*

 

[brunothepig]

You didn't touch me with that, did ya bruno?

So Vaude, shall we carry on upstairs?

No no no. But she is now enlightened as to my existence. Does nobody know of the pastafarian religion? In fact, now that you know of me, you too have been touched by my noodly appendage.

 

[Sassafrass]

And now I'm back in my personal heaven. Again.
And this time a noodly appendage is here.

Kinky...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Would you prefer personal time with the noodly appendage or with me...?

 

[Sassafrass]

You, of course.
It's just that a noodly appendage is a weird thing to have around.

 

[Sassafrass]

So why are you here?
Man, this place gets weirder every day. *Back to snuggling Vaude*

 

[NeoAC]

Why are you here? Shouldn't you be at Mick Jagger's house?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Me? Not at all. I'm happy here. *kisses Sas on cheek*

 

[Sassafrass]

And why shouldn't you be? *Returns kiss*

 

[AgDr_ODST]

what the hell are u supposed to be?

Who, me? I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster. And you, my girl, have been touched by my noodly appendage.

NO thanks, I'd rather light myself on fire than be "touched by your noodle" much less hear anything about your wacko religion(not to say that religion is wacko) I just want nothing to do with yours
OT: keep this wierdo(that im quoting) away from me and I'll make it worth your while

 

[Julianking93]

I'd think cuddling is in order for your avy

 

[Sassafrass]

Sorry. I've only got eyes for Vaude now.
Lead the spaghetti monster towards The Todd, he accepts all applicants, regardless of age or gender.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

well atleast you helped me.

 

[NeoAC]

Well, I'd love to stay but I have to head over to Sarah Chalke's house.

 

[Sassafrass]

Go, my man.
Go quicker then your car can possibly go.

 

[NeoAC]

Oh you better believe I will.......*takes wallet and runs* sorry, gotta show Sarah [sub]a good time..[/sub]