If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Have fun. Not bad, not bad at all.
You want to go too Sas? I've got new lingerie to try on anyway...

 

[Julianking93]

New lingerie? In my bed?

Need. Now.

 

[Sassafrass]

Hey hey hey!
Get the hell out of my bed.
Or I'll use the bungie cord removal system.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No need to get jealous, *kisses*

 

[AgDr_ODST]

@Sas: get outta my damn house. I let you rent a room and now Im kicking you out

 

[NeoAC]

Sweet! A Room! *takes Sarah and key and looks door* Thanks person!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Sweet! A Room! *takes Sarah and key and locks door* Thanks person!

*unlocks room tosses NeoAC out and takes the key* "I didn't say I was still renting it out, but I'll take your lady friend though. Now get out of my house"

 

[NeoAC]

*Sarah kicks your ass.....literally, the key flies out of your hands as you fall* Yoink! *takes key relocks door*

 

[Julianking93]

What the hell?

Who are you and how'd you come back from the dead?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Aren't you that guy who got bungie'd out of Sas' room?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*kicks door in and tosses NeoAC and his broad out the 2nd floor window* Not for rent asshole now stay of my house. Come in again uninvited and I blow your head off.
OT: I've got nothing to say to you

 

[NeoAC]

Fine! Come on Sarah, we'll go find our own apartment. With Blackjack! And Hookers! Um......I mean, a fireplace and scented candles......yes......

 

[Julianking93]

Hey! Didn't I kick you out of here?!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

No I don't think you did?

 

[Timotei]

I wonder what you put in my drink the night before.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

date rape isn't my MO, your looking for NeoAC

 

[Timotei]

Who says it was rape if I was willing?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

in that case I slipped you some ecstacy

 

[KiruTheMant]

A WOMAN!THANK GOD IT WASN'T ANOTHER MAN OR WOODEN LOG!