If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Cabisco]

Oh dear the way this thread was going seemed to have changed again...

*Demon ID gets confused*
*Demon ID hurts itself in confusion*

 

[Alusin86]

Summon->Prequels->target->Tiny116
Alusin summons Star wars prequel trilogy.
Trilogy attacks with Mediclorin nonsense.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Items -> Original Star Wars Collector Edition
-A barrier has been placed around Zeromaeus-

 

[Alusin86]

Prequel->franchise power->Crappy clone wars
Prequels attack with Crappy animated clone wars movie.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Items -> Star Wars novels
Novels summon forth an army of well made and thought out Jedi and Sith.

 

[Alusin86]

Re-target->Tiny116

All attacks redirected to tiny116

 

[Zeromaeus]

Dragon Soul -> Jump
Zeromaeus flies up into the air, further than human eyes can see.

 

[Alusin86]

Equip->Sniper rifle

Fires sniper rifle at falling Zeromaeus.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Lands on evil George Lucas clone that's been producing terrible shows and movies.
(In California - a long way off from the Escapist Isles)

 

[Alusin86]

Prequels dies

Targets->Zeromaeus

Alusin prepares the shot.

 

[Tiny116]

Tiny's turn finally comes around

Jedi Mind Trick -> Alusin

Alusin realises there are no targets

 

[Alusin86]

Except for you
Summon-> Crappy clone wars series
Crappy clone wars attacks Tiny116

 

[not_the_dm]

Standard action -> Attack -> at-will -> Twin rays at Alusin86
17 + 25 = 42 - hit
18 + 25 = 43 - hit
12 + 8 = 20 necrotic damage
17 + 8 = 25 necrotic damage

Minor action -> Attack -> at-will -> Obsidian eye at Tiny116
16 + 25 = 42 - hit
10 ongoing necrotic damgage (save ends)

[sub][sub][sub]Yay DnD![/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Alusin86]

Why is everyone attacking me?
defends->dnd vs jrpg

 

[Alusin86]

Jrpg battle, and why not

 

[AgDr_ODST]

dammit no don't die on me shy guy

 

[capin Rob]

*Climbs in Window* Who's dieing?

 

[Zeromaeus]

-jumps back in- =roof hole count: 3-

What did I miss?

 

[Safe in the Dark]

The spanking of a lifetime.*spank commences*