If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Zeromaeus]

Attack -> Bob
Zeromaeus stabs his spear through Bob, breaking it into several small pieces.

 

[Venom 3135]

Hey havn't i seen you before...naaah...
or maybey...

 

[Alusin86]

Big mistake.

Item->phoenix down->Bob

Now, I shall do an attack that is stronger than your puny jump!

Attack->High jump->Zeromaeus

Alusin Jumps high in the sky.

 

[Zeromaeus]

-waits until Alusin86 strikes him-
I have something planned.

 

[Alusin86]

Suddenly Bob (the cinder-block) trips Zero after which i curb stomp Zero's head into the ground

436 Damage

 

[Lepre-Khan]

OH DAMN!I WANTED A KOOPA-TROOPA!

 

[Alusin86]

And i didn't want a midget, now where's the gold?

 

[Zeromaeus]

-Vivrenova activated-
-A halo forms itself around Zeromaeus' head-
-Zeromaeus grabs Alusin86-
-Zeromaeus jumps into the upper atmosphere and releases Alsuin86-
-Zeromaeus dies in reentry only to revive shortly after landing thanks to his autolife status-
Suck it!

 

[Alusin86]

Bob uses leer!

 

[Zeromaeus]

Zeromaeus walks away. Bob poses no real threat anymore.

 

[Alusin86]

Bob bashes Zero in the back of the head.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Zero catches Bob and places him in his inventory. A momento of a worthy adversary to place in the trophy room.

 

[Alusin86]

Alusin's body lands on Zero, Text bubble appears.

Revive Alusin and have him as a party member? y/n

 

[Lepre-Khan]

No!I wanted a Hammer Brother!

 

[Zeromaeus]

->Y
-->Alusin revives. Party status has changed.

 

[Alusin86]

Party:
Zero:100hp
Alusin:50hp
Bob: ???

 

[Alusin86]

bloody double post.

 

[Venom 3135]

do you mind removing that mask...it kinda creeps me out...

 

[Zeromaeus]

You don't want to see what's under that mask. Trust me.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

THIS HAND OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER!!!! ITS BURNING GRIP TELLS ME TO DEFEAT YOU!!! TAKE THIS!
MY LOVE!
MY ANGER!
AND ALL OF MY SORROW!!!
SHINING FINGER SWORD!!!!
/caps lock