If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Fury Is Me.]

99999 damage to Mia and Jenna!
Mia and Jenna go down.
Isaac narrowly escapes!
Isaac summons Iris!
1520 damage to Captain Dante!
Isaac's health is fully restored!

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Capin Dante uses. Concole codes,Capin Dante uses kill Isaac.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Issac in unaffected .
Issac makes Captain Dante watch every episode of Naruto!!!

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Capin dante splits apart,DMC 2 Dante is sacrificed for his epic failure,the other 3 use Dante pwnch.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Issac returns to being Isaac.
1500 damage to Isaac!
Isaac uses Revive!
Mia is restored!

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Dante uses run away,they're bored now.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

Domon Uses Shining Finger Sword,

Instant kill!!!

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Dante's invincibility allows him to survive.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Mia is insta killed!
Mia goes down.
Isaac's party won!
Gained 99999 gold!
Gained 99999 exp!
Isaac Levels up!
Jenna Levels up!
Felix Levels up!
Mia Levels up!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

MC is utterly confused so he sits thier and stares at Cortana who has projected her hologram image into his helmet

 

[Alusin86]

Mia is insta killed!
Mia goes down.
Isaac's party won!
Gained 99999 gold!
Gained 99999 exp!
Isaac Levels up!
Jenna Levels up!
Felix Levels up!
Mia Levels up!

You kill Mia, so Mia levels up?
Alusin use confusion.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Alusin is confused!
Isaac casts Beat the crap out of Alusin!
Alusin takes 99999 damage!

 

[Alusin86]

Item->lime candy
Alusin begins eating lime candy

 

[MongodPenguin]

Mario should be here any minute...

 

[Zeromaeus]

-stands up after watching Fury is me fail to kill psychoticforesight-
Jump. -bounce-
Jumpx2. -bounce-
Jumpx3. -bounce-
Jumpx4. -land-
Don't screw with us.

 

[The Afrodactyl]

Back on topic, I would dive under the sheets with zeromaeus and get freaky.

 

[Zeromaeus]

I would stab my lance into Lemon detective heart, because:

A.) No one goes on topic here and lives to tell the tale.

B.) That's just fifteen different kinds of wrong

C.) Fluffernutters

 

[Lambi]

I'd cuddle him because he's so cute. Except he's wearing armor.

 

[Zeromaeus]

A true warrior never removes his armor, except when changing job classes.

 

[The Afrodactyl]

What's with the stabbing? I didn't mean it like that...

I meant have a lightshow and some LSD.