If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[[Kira Must Die]]

I think someone put something in my drink while I was studying.

 

[RanD00M]

I would wonder where my brains went.

 

[Sevre]

Do I even want to know your age?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I would wake up in the comfy chair

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I would possible wake up in a coffin. as a very angry and vengeful ghost.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I wouls wake up very scared

 

[Smagmuck_]

I would shoot myself.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I would yell
AWESOME!!!

and jump out the window

 

[Random Argument Man]

Joke: Your minigun does not impress me.
Serious: Look over there! "Disappear in a magic cloud". You'll never get me!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I try to guess who you are

 

[Sevre]

....Santa?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

the spanish inquisition (question mark)

 

[Random Argument Man]

Sheesh, it's been two mornings in a row. By the way, you'll never guess who I am!

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[Sevre]

Why do I keep coming back to you?

 

[Higurashi]

Well hello there you sexy beard- er, man thing, you. Brace for a good tussle.

 

[Sevre]

Twins? With lightsabers? It might be my lucky day.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I would have to slaughter you for not realising they are Rika and Hanyuu. Although you may mistake Rika for Bernkastel, but it would be difficult.

 

[Julianking93]

I would freak out.

Mion scares the living fuck out of me, but in a strange sexy kinda way.