If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[ThePoodonkis]

No...I don't want to be schizophrenic.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would lol. Pink reindeer dinosaur... I would then run. Or fly, since my avatar is Suiseiseki.

 

[MasterSqueak]

"A Terminator! Die!"

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would laugh. And clap. Then cuddle you until you turn into a charizard or something.

 

[Karlaxx]

I might quite possibly step on you.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would suddenly realize how cold and sore I feel.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Considering you just said you're cold, I'd probably just give you the cover and leave or something...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would be creeped out yet oddly amused.

 

[Balaxe]

Where am I? Why are we naked? did we do it... I need photographic evidence.
*Takes photo of person, gets dressed and leaves*

 

[Pimppeter2]

I'd tell him to make me a sammich!

 

[Balaxe]

So you were saying something about invading France.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Suiseiseki would squeal, then flee to her n-field.

 

[Balaxe]

So theres a goat...in my bed...ive done worst.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I would ask him where his wife is

 

[Pimppeter2]

I'd thank him, then eat his muffins

 

[Littlee300]

I would slap him for every post with the word "france" in it